Reblog if convenient.
If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
Could be dangerous
| person: | omg were you stalking me???!! |
|---|---|
| me: | well these binoculars ain't for bird watchin'. |
I have a teacher who’s about eighty years old is retiring this year and yesterday she put a DVD on in our class and one kid goes, “You’re not supposed to do that without permission from the principal!” And my teacher said, “What are they going to do, fire me? I’m already quitting. YOLO.” And I couldn’t stop laughing.
Yes, I appreciate both of you.
(via luciferwearsamwinchester)
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time.
I got Martin Freeman.
I got Jeremy Renner
Summoning the one they call
pizza.
| me: | everyone is posting selfies. |
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| me: | i wonder why i've never posted a selfie. |
| me: | (takes selfie) |
| me: | (looks at picture) oh yeah, that's why. |
I’m at the DollyWood theme park in Tennessee on a school trip and I just saw a bus unload a bunch of adorable small children.
I’ll almost feel sorry when I push them to the ground to be first in line for the teacups.
If you touch my food, I am not responsible for any injuries you will sustain.
Reblog this if you are a fan of Marvel’s the Avengers
The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.
